導(dǎo)讀1、再次聲明，我不是找不到對(duì)象，我是沒(méi)人要。Again,Icanfindmyboyfriend,butnoonewantsme.2、你現(xiàn)在翅膀硬了，可以烤著....

1、再次聲明，我不是找不到對(duì)象，我是沒(méi)人要。

Again, I can find my boyfriend, but no one wants me.

2、你現(xiàn)在翅膀硬了，可以烤著吃了。

Your wings are hard now. You can eat them by baking.

3、我愛(ài)你，如果非要把這個(gè)愛(ài)加上期限的話，我希望是兩分鐘。

I love you. If I have to add this love to the deadline, I hope its two minutes.

4、你在嗎？在的話就好，最近有人偷豬，我擔(dān)心你。

Are you there? OK if you are here. Recently someone stole pigs. Im worried about you.

5、雖然我不能長(zhǎng)高，但是我可以長(zhǎng)胖啊。

Although I cant grow tall, I can grow fat.

6、你說(shuō)啥，眼睛沒(méi)帶聽(tīng)不見(jiàn)。

What are you talking about? I cant hear without my glasses.

7、學(xué)習(xí)就學(xué)習(xí)吧，還考試多過(guò)分啊！怎么人與人之間一點(diǎn)信任都沒(méi)有。

Its enough to study. Its too much to have an exam. Theres no trust between people.

8、微信號(hào)要改我名字的，快一點(diǎn)，別一會(huì)兒被我其他的男朋友先改了。

If you want to change my wechat ID to my name, please hurry up or my other boyfriend will change it first.

9、今天特別討厭，討人喜歡又百看不厭。

I hate me today. Its pleasing and endurable.

10、鮮花往往不屬于賞花的人，而屬于牛糞。

Flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

11、機(jī)會(huì)像雨點(diǎn)般向我打過(guò)來(lái)，但我都一一閃過(guò)了。

The chance came to me like a raindrop, but I flashed by one by one.

12、人無(wú)完人，但會(huì)完蛋。

No one is perfect. But people will die.

13、我的優(yōu)點(diǎn)是我很帥，但是我的缺點(diǎn)是帥得不夠明顯。

My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome enough.

14、如果道歉有用的話，還要支付寶干嘛？

if apology is useful, what is the use of Alipay?

15、摸摸小豬頭，可愛(ài)不用愁。

Touch the pigs head. Its lovely without worry.

16、一把年紀(jì)了還這么可愛(ài)，我真是個(gè)罪人。

Im a sinner when Im so cute at an old age.

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