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一，因為經常熬夜我的肝好像不太好.大伙可以叫我小心肝嗎

Because often stay up late my liver seems not very good. can everybody call me careful liver

二，沒人理解你.很委屈嗎？ 數學你理解嗎？它都不委屈

No one understands you. are you wronged? Do you understand math? It doesnt even grieve

三，我不好意思連麥 我怕你們聽到我家點鈔機的聲音 更怕你聽到我家保姆喊我公主

Im sorry, Liam. I was afraid youd hear my money counter, and I was even more afraid youd hear my nanny call me princess

四，你能不能不要跟其他女孩子聊天打游戲啊 很煩啊 當然也不要跟我 我更煩

Would you stop talking to other girls and playing games? Its annoying, and of course not with me. Im more annoying

五，小熊小熊胖乎乎 睡覺起來呼嚕嚕 沒人和我牽手手，那我就揣兜兜 掉頭發的時候感覺自己是一棵蒲公英 希望可以變成一罐可樂，不開心的時候跳一跳就會冒出許多甜甜的泡泡了

The bear is chubby and sleeps. No one is holding hands with me. Then I feel that I am a dandelion when I lose my hair. I hope I can turn into a can of cola. When I am unhappy, I will jump. A lot of sweet bubbles are coming out

六，晚上好 愛我的記得吃飯 不愛我的不要吃

Good evening, love me, remember to eat, do not love me, do not eat

七，她生氣了，奪門而出，他沖到樓下攔住她，把門奪了回來

She got angry and rushed out the door. He rushed downstairs to stop her and took the door back

八，懶人日記：算了懶得寫

Lazy diary: forget it

九，聽說女孩子說疊詞很可愛，我我覺覺得得我已已經經完完全全掌掌握握了了

I heard that girls say that reduplicated words are very cute, I feel that I have completely mastered it

十，居然真的有男孩子愿意大早上跑來送我想吃的東西真的好感動，就是配送費貴了些

Actually, there are really boys who are willing to run in the morning to send me what I want to eat. It is really moving, that is, the delivery fee is more expensive

十一，我最近在一個島上，朋友問我在哪一個島，我在窮困潦倒（島）

I was on an island recently. My friend asked me which island I was on. I was on a poor island

十二，大家信教嗎？我是回籠教的，我們的主要任務是睡覺

Is everyone religious? I was brought back to teach, our main task is to sleep

十三，一直很尊重金錢：沒偷，沒搶，沒有

Always respected money: no stealing, no robbing, no

十四，夏日的晚霞是澆著紅油的小龍蝦殼

The summer sunset is a crayfish shell with red oil

十五，我是意大利和中國的混血，剛好就是你的意中人

Im an Italian-Chinese hybrid, and I happen to be your man

十六，大家都是漢堡包，憑什么你們都是憨憨，就我是寶寶

Everyone is a hamburger, why are you all embarrassed, just me is a baby

十七，我本可以放下所有，不看你一眼的轉身離開，但是你的一生爸爸又讓我回到了原地

I could have let go of everything and turned away without looking at you, but your life dad put me back where I was

十八，打雷了，別的小朋友都趴在被窩里瑟瑟發抖，打雷好可怕，只有你趴在窗臺上喊驚雷，這通天修為天塌地陷紫金錘

Thunder, other children are shivering in the bed, thunder is terrible, only you kneel on the window sill and shout thunder, this sky is built into a purple gold hammer

十九，今天升溫了，太陽曬得我很熱，我站在豬圈里提起提子點了根煙，我不想再做豬了，我把自己的心關在一個很深很深的地方，我拱不動你的心，還要被你吃掉

Today, the temperature is rising. The sun is very hot. I stood in the pigsty and picked up a cigarette. I dont want to be a pig anymore. I keep my heart in a deep, deep place. I cant move your heart. I have to be eaten by you

二十，奧利奧冰淇淋里，奧利奧碎互相問候，你算哪塊小餅干？

Oreo ice cream, Oreo broken greeting each other, which cookie are you?

二十一，你們真的不感動嗎 我每天變著花樣的發朋友圈 我連談戀愛都沒有這么用心

Are you sure youre not touched? I change my hair every day, Circle of Friends. I dont even put my heart into relationships

二十二，我是個莫得感情的草莓冰激凌

Im a strawberry ice cream with no feelings