導讀1、你那么可愛，應該遇到我。You'resocute,youshouldhavemetme.2、我的擇偶標準，長得像你，性格像你，最好是你。Mycriter....

1、你那么可愛，應該遇到我。

Youre so cute, you should have met me.

2、我的擇偶標準，長得像你，性格像你，最好是你。

My criteria for choosing a mate: look like you, character like you, its better to be you.

3、你以后走路能不能看著點啊！非要撞在我心上。

Can you watch your walk in the future! Why do you have to bump into my heart?

4、我身體很好，能扛得住風雨，卻扛不住想你。

I am in good health. I can withstand the wind and rain, but I cant bear to miss you.

5、你快去照照鏡子，看看我女朋友多漂亮。

Look in the mirror and see how beautiful my girlfriend is.

6、你已經被包圍了，放下武器，快點投到我懷里。

Youre surrounded. Put down your weapons. Get in my arms.

7、你有地圖嗎？我在你心里迷了路。

Do you have a map? I lost my way in your heart.

8、第一眼見到你，我就準備好魚竿去釣你了。

The first time I saw you, I was ready to fish for you.

9、除了你的美色，我不接受任何賄賂。

I dont accept any bribes except your beauty.

10、我有個秘密要對你說，需要嘴對嘴告訴你。

I have a secret to tell you. It takes mouth to mouth to tell you.

11、再甜的糖也沒有我們的喜糖甜。

No matter how sweet the sugar is, its not as sweet as our candy.

12、戀愛這種東西，跟你談才有意思啊！

Its interesting to talk to you about love!

13、我丑話說在前頭，你要是不當我男朋友，我就當你女朋友。

I said in front of the scandal, if you do not my boyfriend, I will be your girlfriend.

14、想做一個壞人，只對你好的那種。

Want to be a bad person, only show kindness to you.

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