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1、最近買了一座島,歡迎大家來我的窮困潦倒玩。
Recently I bought an island. Welcome to my "poor".
2、剛剛扇了我的錢包一巴掌,其實也沒有什么,就是希望它腫起來。
I just slapped my wallet. In fact, there is no reason. I just want it to swell.

3、小時候覺得長大后一定會成為富翁,現(xiàn)在實現(xiàn)了一半,我長大了。
When I was a child, I felt that I would become a rich man when I grew up. Now that I have achieved half of it, I have grown up.
4、為了省下腮紅的錢,我每天出門都扇自己兩巴掌。
In order to save money for blush, when I go out everyday, I give myself two slaps.

5、最近西北風比較猛,好飽。
Recently, the northwest wind is strong, so Im full.
6、雨后的土更松軟清香了,不過就是有點粘牙,總體還算可以。
After the rain, the soil is more soft and fragrant, but its a little sticky, and its OK on the whole.

7、明明沒錢,可偏偏總在買,我是明明,我羨慕偏偏。
Mingming has no money, but pianpianpian is always buying. Im Mingming. I envy Pianpian.
8、聽說你們都很喜歡干凈的女孩子,我已經(jīng)把錢花干凈了,趕緊喜歡我吧!
I heard that you all like clean girls. Ive spent all my money. Please like me!

9、還花唄的我一貧如洗,雙十一的我重拳出擊。
After returning ant credit pay, I was penniless, and I hit hard on double 11.
10、我現(xiàn)在的經(jīng)濟狀況,找快遞盒子里的好評返現(xiàn)紙條。
My current economic situation, looking for the express box in the positive feedback note.

11、有些人可能只是嘴里說著吃土,兜里還有很多錢,我就不一樣,我嘴里說吃土,其實已經(jīng)喝西北風。
Some people may just talk about eating dirt, but they still have a lot of money in their pockets. Im not the same. I actually drink the northwest wind when I talk about eating dirt.
12、我現(xiàn)在變成了三無女孩,沒錢沒活動沒男朋友。
Im now a "three noes" girl, no money, no activity, no boyfriend.
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