導讀1、最近買了一座島，歡迎大家來我的窮困潦倒玩。RecentlyIboughtanisland.Welcometomy"poor".2、剛剛扇了我的錢包一巴掌....

1、最近買了一座島，歡迎大家來我的窮困潦倒玩。

Recently I bought an island. Welcome to my "poor".

2、剛剛扇了我的錢包一巴掌，其實也沒有什么，就是希望它腫起來。

I just slapped my wallet. In fact, there is no reason. I just want it to swell.

3、小時候覺得長大后一定會成為富翁，現(xiàn)在實現(xiàn)了一半，我長大了。

When I was a child, I felt that I would become a rich man when I grew up. Now that I have achieved half of it, I have grown up.

4、為了省下腮紅的錢，我每天出門都扇自己兩巴掌。

In order to save money for blush, when I go out everyday, I give myself two slaps.

5、最近西北風比較猛，好飽。

Recently, the northwest wind is strong, so Im full.

6、雨后的土更松軟清香了，不過就是有點粘牙，總體還算可以。

After the rain, the soil is more soft and fragrant, but its a little sticky, and its OK on the whole.

7、明明沒錢，可偏偏總在買，我是明明，我羨慕偏偏。

Mingming has no money, but pianpianpian is always buying. Im Mingming. I envy Pianpian.

8、聽說你們都很喜歡干凈的女孩子，我已經(jīng)把錢花干凈了，趕緊喜歡我吧！

I heard that you all like clean girls. Ive spent all my money. Please like me!

9、還花唄的我一貧如洗，雙十一的我重拳出擊。

After returning ant credit pay, I was penniless, and I hit hard on double 11.

10、我現(xiàn)在的經(jīng)濟狀況，找快遞盒子里的好評返現(xiàn)紙條。

My current economic situation, looking for the express box in the positive feedback note.

11、有些人可能只是嘴里說著吃土，兜里還有很多錢，我就不一樣，我嘴里說吃土，其實已經(jīng)喝西北風。

Some people may just talk about eating dirt, but they still have a lot of money in their pockets. Im not the same. I actually drink the northwest wind when I talk about eating dirt.

12、我現(xiàn)在變成了三無女孩，沒錢沒活動沒男朋友。

Im now a "three noes" girl, no money, no activity, no boyfriend.

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