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我跟閨蜜們關系是，即便手機內存告急，我也絕不動她的丑照。

My relationship with my girlfriends is that even if the memory of my mobile phone is urgent, I will never touch her ugly photos.

冰凍三尺非一日之寒，掏空錢包卻一點不難。

Rome wasnt built in a day, but its not difficult to empty your wallet.

我發現我靦腆到極點了，剛剛走在我前面的一個帥哥掉了錢包 ，我悄悄撿起來都沒好意思跟他說。

I found that I was extremely shy. A handsome man who just walked in front of me lost his wallet. I picked it up quietly and didnt mean to tell him.

為什么不回消息？因為父愛無聲。

Why not reply? Because fatherly love is silent.

我一直以為，美若天仙這個詞，是在說我 ，原來并不是 ，傾國傾城才是。

I always thought that the word "beautiful as an immortal" meant that I was not. It was the best country and the best city.

她總是在枕頭下放著一把刀 ，以防突然有人給她帶來一個蛋糕。

She always has a knife under her pillow in case someone suddenly brings her a cake.

你不必冷淡，我也沒想糾纏，最后一次 ，借30。

You dont have to be cold. I dont want to entangle. For the last time, borrow 30.

期末考試最悲慘的遭遇莫過于，自己辛辛苦苦背過的內容，最后都成了題干

The most tragic experience of the final exam is that all the contents you have memorized hard have finally become questions

“你為什么會近視？” “為了淡看世間事，所以才模糊了雙眼。”

"Why are you short-sighted?" "in order to ignore the world, you blurred your eyes."

如果十年后我未娶，你未嫁，那我們太慘了，真的太慘了。

If I dont marry and you dont marry ten years later, we will be miserable, really miserable.

我這人吧，永遠不要挑戰我的底線，否則我又得修改底線。

I am a person. Never challenge my bottom line, otherwise I have to modify the bottom line.

讓女人下定決心購買，不要告訴她今天降價，而要告訴她明天漲價。

Let a woman make up her mind to buy. Dont tell her to reduce the price today, but tell her to increase the price tomorrow.

沒有人會為了你停下腳步，除非你擋了他們的路。

No one will stop for you unless you get in their way.

我在最好的時光沒有錢，而現在有錢了卻沒有你，但一想到自己有錢還沒有你，我就偷偷地笑了起來。

I had no money in the best time, but now I have money without you, but I secretly laughed at the thought that I have money without you.